(E–pub READ) [The Egg Said Nothing]


  • Paperback
  • 100
  • The Egg Said Nothing
  • Caris OMalley
  • English
  • 16 August 2018
  • 9781936383269

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    Free read Í PDF, DOC, TXT, eBook or Kindle ePUB free ð Caris OMalley (E–pub READ) [The Egg Said Nothing] They flutter behind you your possible pastsSome bright eyed and crazy some frightened and lostA warning to anyone still in commandOf their possible future to take carewhen i began this book i was not thinking i shall open the review with lyrics by the english rock band pink floyd but this song was in my head as soon as the plot s

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    Read The Egg Said Nothing (E–pub READ) [The Egg Said Nothing] Caris OMalley ð 2 Free read Until he laid the egg Manny's life consisted of hanging around his apartment and fishing coins out of fountains Now he's got a girlfriend of sorts and keeps getting harassed about the egg So what's inside?Sometimes you re

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    (E–pub READ) [The Egg Said Nothing] What a TERRIFIC debut Caris O'Malley knows his prose and has created a keeper that is at times very funny at times deceptively moving at times bizarromatic and always entertaining Trying to briefly sum up the plot can cause severe cramping but

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    (E–pub READ) [The Egg Said Nothing] I totally fucking love this book I’m not even lying to you because I’m trying to schmooze you into buying it or anything People never want to read the books I like anyway They always want to read the ones I hate and then tell me

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    Caris OMalley ð 2 Free read Free read Í PDF, DOC, TXT, eBook or Kindle ePUB free ð Caris OMalley (E–pub READ) [The Egg Said Nothing] Caris Caris Caris It's like the only thing you hear on goodreadscom lately Caris and his fucking book Unless you

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    (E–pub READ) [The Egg Said Nothing] Free read Í PDF, DOC, TXT, eBook or Kindle ePUB free ð Caris OMalley Read The Egg Said Nothing So I have this strange natural habit of stalking opening profile of any friend randomly and read everything from top to bottom especially profile comments since I don’t have many so I take pleasure in reading som

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    Caris OMalley ð 2 Free read (E–pub READ) [The Egg Said Nothing] Caris and I go way back Not so much in time but so in space If we think of every relevant and conceivable detail on every conceivable scale from the geographic to the bodily to the subatomic directly related to the act of exchanging discrete units of information—from brain to computer to computer to brain—traveling between our respectiv

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    Read The Egg Said Nothing (E–pub READ) [The Egg Said Nothing] Free read Í PDF, DOC, TXT, eBook or Kindle ePUB free ð Caris OMalley Many well known works of literature use the following plot twist to generate interest A guy wakes up one morning to find thatDifferent authors have completed it in their own ways he's been tied up by a bunch of excitable people who are six inches highhe's the last man on earth everyone else is turning into rhi

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    Read The Egg Said Nothing (E–pub READ) [The Egg Said Nothing] Free read Í PDF, DOC, TXT, eBook or Kindle ePUB free ð Caris OMalley Caris done goodThere's that moment in the shitty middle Matrix movie where out of nowhere hundreds of copies of Mr Smith come pouring in It's visually my favorite moment in the trilogy It's wonderfully over the top and surreal This book is like

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    Read The Egg Said Nothing Caris OMalley ð 2 Free read Free read Í PDF, DOC, TXT, eBook or Kindle ePUB free ð Caris OMalley Like an Old Testament prophet that has let his union dues lapse Caris O'Malley's The Egg Said Nothing beckons to you from the dark alleyways of the unconscious He smells funny his hair is matted and he says the stories about handjobs aren't true And then before you know it he's living with you you're buying the redemption of violence and the prelapsarian wet dream And the groceries of course because that shiftless sob sure as h

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The Egg Said Nothing

Free read Í PDF, DOC, TXT, eBook or Kindle ePUB free ð Caris OMalley The Egg Said Nothing Read & download Ï PDF, DOC, TXT, eBook or Kindle ePUB free Caris OMalley ð 2 Free read Meet Manny He's your average shut in with a penchant for late night television and looting local fountains for coins With eight locks on his door and newspapers covering his windows he's than a bit paranoid tooHis wasn't a great life but it was co. Until he laid the egg Manny s life consisted of hanging around his apartment and fishing coins out of fountains Now he s got a girlfriend of sorts and keeps getting harassed about the egg So what s insideSometimes you read a book and wonder how the hell it ever got published Other times you read a book and it s so good you want to track the author down and call him a son of a bitch The Egg Said Nothing is of the second typeThe Egg Said Nothing is uite a ride Born out of an unholy union beteen National Novel Writing Month and the New Bizarro Author Series Caris O Malley introduces the reader to Manny a shut in who has an important destiny If the story had only been about the relationship between Manny and Ashley I d probably have given it a 5 Caris wrote a uirky yet beautiful relationship even impressive because it s his first book A girl that smells like old books Sign me up The egg seemed like an afterthought once Manny met Ashley Then the egg broke and all hell broke loose I hate to admit it but while I enjoyed the time travel portion of the story uite a bit I would have preferred of the relationshippy stuff Once the multiple Manny s showed up I had a feeling how things were going to go down The ending twist was well done straight out of a Twilight Zone episode brutal but somehow hopeful There isn t a lot I can say without giving too much awayThe verdict 45 out of 5 This is not one to miss I shall look forward to Caris future endeavors with great interestSide Note Obnoxious Goodreads authors take note Caris O Malley happens to be a fairly prominent reviewer on Goodreads and doesn t even have an author profile Pretty sneaky You can find an interview I did with him here

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Free read Í PDF, DOC, TXT, eBook or Kindle ePUB free ð Caris OMalley The Egg Said Nothing Read & download Ï PDF, DOC, TXT, eBook or Kindle ePUB free Caris OMalley ð 2 Free read Mfortable at least it was until the morning he awoke with an egg between his legs But what might have been a curse becomes a charm as this unlikely event leads him to all night diner where he finds inedible pie undrinkable coffee and the girl of h. Caris Caris Caris It s like the only thing you hear on goodreadscom lately Caris and his fucking book Unless you never happen to check out the update feed or aren t friends with any of his cheerleaders you probably have already seen a bunch of reviews for this and seen all the praising going on Sickening isn t it I mean so what Caris wrote a book and everyone well not everyone but most everyone that has read it is gushing about how great it is And it might make you feel like saying enough is enough already we get it you all like Caris and want his book to do well But then the book turns out to actually be really good And instead of just having that feeling of enough already people you kind of want to curse him for writing what might possibly be the second best bizarro book or the second best one I ve read maybe there are some better ones out there FYI the best one in my humble opinion is Help A Bear is Eating Me But anyway unlike some other bizarro books this one has a coherent plot that goes somewhere The book is also stylistically interesting again something that isn t always the case in these books Personally my particular angst has moved beyond getting kicks out of something being shocking just for the sake of it being shocking I d rather read seven hundred pages of unattributed dialog than 80 pages of methed out Nazi s fisting each other while fucking the baby jesus but that s just me and my getting old Not that this book doesn t go into weird territory but there is something to the book than just being weird I read the book the day after I finished writing the first draft of my NaNoWriMo novel and there were a few times that I muttered Fuck You Caris under my breath because he had done something that I had also done in my novel and even though I knew I hadn t stolen it from him I still felt like someone might think I was influenced by him For the record I had my characters stealing money from fountains before I read his book which doesn t seem like a big point but I can t think of another book where characters gleefully steal from fountains I attribute this either to Caris having a similarly bored teenage life that I did and maybe also having friends who bought their cigarettes by hitting local fountains or Caris used a time machine to steal the idea from me I m fairly certain it s the latter and I m not going to pursue any actions over it but I wanted to let him know that I know what he has been up to All joking aside this is a fine good book and you should buy a copy and support our fellow goodreader and help convince Eraserhead that Caris deserves to have books published because I m anxiously waiting the chance to review his clown book in the near future

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Free read Í PDF, DOC, TXT, eBook or Kindle ePUB free ð Caris OMalley The Egg Said Nothing Read & download Ï PDF, DOC, TXT, eBook or Kindle ePUB free Caris OMalley ð 2 Free read Is dreamsBut can this unexpected chance at love survive after the egg cracks and time itself turns against him dead set on rerouting history and putting a shovel to the face of the one person who could bring real and lasting change to Manny's worl. Caris done goodThere s that moment in the shitty middle Matrix movie where out of nowhere hundreds of copies of Mr Smith come pouring in It s visually my favorite moment in the trilogy It s wonderfully over the top and surreal This book is like that It s also like when in Timecrimes you realize that the hero has royally fucked himself irreparably by dicking around with time and you have a dawning sense of horror that things cannot will not go back to how they were at first If you haven t seen this movie GO GO GO GO GO Wait stop Read The Egg Said Nothing Then GO GO GO GO GOBut it s also a little like the sweet romance from Amelie love spewing up believably from the dirty streets of Paris or wherever and with both parts of the pair interesting and independent neither just a foil for the other It s like that too This book proves that the inside of Caris s head is just as bizarre and unusual as the outside We ve always suspected this but only now has it been proven First Mr O Malley avoids all of the stumbling blocks I would ve expected a bizarro book to trip over and crack its skull and then lie there bleeding and twitching on the pavement of mediocrity while everyone just walks past with briefcases full of pressing literary engagements until some kids who watch too much pro wrestling come up and jack it for its NikesI don t know how that plays into the metaphor Whatever This book is chock full of murders via shovel and YES it s gratuitous But the gratuitous violence is secondary to a wicked awesome plot that moves at five hundred miles an hour steered with the precision of a skilled wordsmith until it runs at full speed into the brick wall of the inevitable conclusion And it s fucking hilarous I completely disagree with Christy s review I think the dialogue isn t entirely believable but the awkwardness of the dialogue reflects the characters and adds another kind of humour to an already hilarious book The way our protagonist speaks to the guy who just tried to murder him The stilted conversations between the lovers the casualness with which the character brings up silent film stars It doesn t make the character believable per se but it makes the character vividly unreal like the characters in the Gormenghast trilogy If you haven t read this GO GO GO GO GO I mean this motherfucker s day job is fountain diving for change That alone had me laughing pretty much every time it happened Why only four stars Well this novella does a good job of exposing the confused soggy underbelly of time travel by giving us a story where there s literally so much time travel going on that for a portion of the novella I couldn t figure out the semantics of how any of it was working I get lost in action seuences anyway but when you have an action seuence with five versions of the same person involved GAAAAAH Confusion will strike me upside the head Like a shovel And although the book caught me off guard at numerous times the ending seemed inevitable from early on Also as a reader the egg didn t really do anything for the plot other than serving as a symbol Granted I might have guessed this from the title SPOILERSPOILERSPOILERSPOILERSPOILERSPIOLERSPOILERSPOILERSPOILERSPOILERAnd Meredith is down in the comments screaming at me that the egg is the most important part This is something I m not sure I buy Let me see if I can freewrite myself to understanding WTF she s talking aboutafter all the egg is the beginning the germination of Manny s idea about gender euality and is also clearly a symbol of his femininity a symbol of motherhood which is his ability to take care of and nourish someone else hence his newfound ability to love homegirl But then it gets broken inadvertently and there s a DVD inside of it that has himself from the future on it I guess from the point the egg breaks I lose track of how it functions symbolically But Meredith is a smart cookie and I read most of the novella while a little bit intoxicated so I might just not get it Anyway I m also trying to take into account my fanatacism for The O Malley himselfI may not be the president of his fan club but I have fed him pasta and played with his baby So I m trying to view my own love for this book with a grain of salt I have an uncle who is a songwriter down in New Orleans who does really clever and well written countryblues songs but I would ve probably given his CD three stars initially uite a while after I first listened to it my parents had it on at their house and it was playing in a different room so I couldn t really hear the vocals but it sounded SO FUCKING GOOD And I said to dad What are you listening to It s really fucking good Except I didn t drop the F bomb because if I dropped it around my dad he would ve hit me in the face with a shovel That s how my parents dealt with swearing And he said That s your uncle Jim s band and THAT S when I realized it really was a five star CD and I wasn t just inflating my opinion of it because my uncle is awesome So I might be doing a little of that here Then again Caris got five stars from just about everyone so he can fucking deal