Kapitoil (PDF)

  • Paperback
  • 320
  • Kapitoil
  • Teddy Wayne
  • English
  • 12 February 2020
  • 9780061873218

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READ ☆ Kapitoil CHARACTERS Kapitoil “Sometimes you do not truly observe something until you study it in reverse” writes Karim Issar upon arrival to New York City from atar in 1999 Fluent in numbers logic and business jargon yet often baffled by human connection the young financial wizard soon creates a comput. ARC from publisherauthorThis book surprised me It sat there all harmless looking in it s brown and red and black design with it s runaway drop of oil very nicely mirroring the Empire State building creating an inky rorschach like designNow I am certainly not above googling words when I struggle to spell them and rorschach was one I definitely needed assistance with so try to imagine the tiny little vibration that coursed through me when I saw that rorschach was defined as a psychological test in which subjects perceptions of inkblots are recorded and then analyzed using psychological interpretation complex scientifically derived algorithms or bothYou don t get it yet do you Ok let me explain See I knew what rorschach meant I mean I might not know how to spell it but give me some credit here you know However the word algorithms as it appears in the definition hit me like a brick in the face How absolutely fittingTeddy Wayne s main character a NYC banking transplant from atar creates a program that can predict the future rise and fall of the price of the oil using algorithms Sweet RightInternal conversation with self Wait why is everyone staring at me like that Ok alright I know Calm down Lori you re acting silly Deep breaths People are looking at you like you have just taken a swan dive off the deep end They aren t going to understand completely unless they have read the book So I have to find a way to get them to read it right To make them see Don t I owe this to them No You don t Yes I do I owe it to them I must make them see If you are anything like me you may walk right past this novel never thinking twice about A book about financial banking starring a grammatically correct computer wiz who slaves over a program that can search the internet for key words like terrorism terrorist bomb war and use them to accurately predict the price of oil in order to assist his company increase their net value yawn rightWRONG Oh so very very wrongThis book is so much than computer programing and oil prices It s really about humanity and taking chances and making a fool out of yourself and struggling to fit in and standing up for what you believe in when it would be so much easier to just back down and give inIt really is amazingTeddy Wayne first time novelist is a naturally humorous guy He has been contributing to McSweeny s for many years though I just recently discovered it and his hilariousness shines through so naturally in KapitoilWhen we met at the Book Blogger Convention Reception in NYC back in May he made a potentially awkward situation so wonderfully memorable as we joked about they way the internet and its instantaneous access to everyone and everything took what used to be viewed as a bad or socially unacceptable behavior following people and turned it into a worldwide phenomenon that is now 100% acceptable and sometimes even expected Will you follow me Why won t he follow me I have 300 followersThat conversation can translate into anything we say or do The meaning of english words change and evolve as we tweak and adjust their use in our day to day lives Which confuses the heck out Karim Issar The shining star of Wayne s novelHe transfers from his position in atar to it s NYC branch entering America in all it s ungrammatical glory in 1999 While this pre 911 story outlines the differences in religious social and work ethic habits of two very different cultures it also brings to light the hilariously horrible ways we natives use and abuse the english languageKarim carries a voice recorder in his pocket in an attempt to enhance his understanding of english Idioms confuse him Incorrect application of grammar irks him He has a very strange stiff way of speaking of which he is painfully aware and so he documents new words and sayings and begins to use them liberally when speaking to coworkers and friends in an attempt to fit in Of course the he tries to apply them the uncomfortable and humorous his interactions becomeThis novel really tickled my funny bone and at times even hit home a bit harder than I anticipated Working for a large company who believes very strongly in workplace diversity I interact with associates who speak english as a second language on a daily basis So some of Karim s frustrations and assumptions were familiar to meRun don t walk to your nearest bookstore Adopt a copy of Kapitoil now Bring Karim and his kooky english into your home and into your life You won t regret it It may just become your Next Best Book too Coleccion de oro Jorge el curioso/A Treasury of Curious George (bilingual edition) (Spanish and English Edition) from atar in 1999 Fluent in numbers logic and business jargon yet often baffled by human connection the young Swimming financial wizard soon creates a comput. 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